Thursday, January 28, 2010

SHRIMP IS SO FIVE MINUTES AGO

Sampling at Costco:

Fruit leather?

"No fank you."

Teriyaki chicken?

"Yes, please."

Spaghetti?

"Yes, please."

Cocoa?

"Yes, please."

Tilapia?

"No fank you. I only like shrimp."

Shrimp scampi?

"No fank you."

Shrimp with cocktail sauce?

"No fank you. Shrimp used to be my life but not anymore. Now spaghetti is my life."

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