Ellery: Mom, do you want to hear a story?
Ellery: (In hushed, suspenseful tones) Once upon a time there was a ghost and its name was...(loudly and dramatically)...GHOST HUMAN!
(more details in hushed tones that I couldn't make out)...and its favorite food was...S'MORES!
It could smell the s'mores all through the town. And its favorite dessert was...FISHY CRACKERS!